Things I Want

- A eucalyptus tree
- Two cats
- A Futurama T-shirt
- A huge steak, medium rare, with garlic potatoes, roast asparagus, and ciabatta bread with melty butter
- A new phone
- To back over my current phone with my car
- A lilac bush
- An exercise ball
- To be in a play

How about you, Internet? What's on your wish list this week?

Tim, on fatherhood.

Tim: Yesterday I felt like throwing Jared out the window. That's okay, right? To throw the baby out the window?
Me: I suppose, but social services probably wouldn't see it that way.
Tim: If social services came and took Jared away, it would actually solve a lot of our problems.
Me: Then what was the point of having him?
Tim: To see if we could do it. Sometimes you fail at things.