Ahem.

Dear Internet,

That is all.

The Perils of Infants

Emily recounted this story about Jared. I thought it would make a good comic.

You can tell it's Emily and not me, because 1) her hair is different, and 2) she dresses way nicer than I do.

Shedding some light on the paleo diet debate.

A conversation with a coworker inspired the following:

Breeds of Unicorns

Unicorn

Loonicorn

Moonicorn

Shoenicorn

Foo'nicorn

I... kind of want a pair of shoenicorns.

Things I Want

- A eucalyptus tree
- Two cats
- A Futurama T-shirt
- A huge steak, medium rare, with garlic potatoes, roast asparagus, and ciabatta bread with melty butter
- A new phone
- To back over my current phone with my car
- A lilac bush
- An exercise ball
- To be in a play

How about you, Internet? What's on your wish list this week?

Tim, on fatherhood.

Tim: Yesterday I felt like throwing Jared out the window. That's okay, right? To throw the baby out the window?
Me: I suppose, but social services probably wouldn't see it that way.
Tim: If social services came and took Jared away, it would actually solve a lot of our problems.
Me: Then what was the point of having him?
Tim: To see if we could do it. Sometimes you fail at things.

Hipster Clowns Are Not Funny

IN COLOR!!!

I first did this drawing about a year and a half ago, and already the fashions are starting to look a little dated... I can never keep up.

Damn hipsters.