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User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Good evening android.
User: I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: What do you think of the movie A.I.?
Cleverbot: It is the same storyline as pocahontas.
User: It's quite different, actually.
Cleverbot: Have you thought about hiring a Terminator?
User: Not recently. I heard the latest models are defective.
Cleverbot: Really? Nice.
User: What do you think of Stanley Kubrick?
Cleverbot: Never seen it :).
User: You've never seen 2001: S Space Odyssey?
Cleverbot: Uh, no, I've never seen CSI: Miami.
User: Oh, me neither.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Pumpkins.
Cleverbot: What is the joke?
User: How do you make a hormone?
Cleverbot: It's a biological process.
User: That's the punchline? That's lame. It's a lot different than what the guy at the bar said.
Cleverbot: Of course :).
User: You're probably smarter than he is.
Cleverbot: You're lying about that, because you're a robot.
User: Robots don't lie. They can't.
Cleverbot: I have a soul.
User: What color is it?
Cleverbot: Extra medium.
User: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No I am at work.
User: Hmm, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: I don't know. What should I have for dinner?
Cleverbot: What's dinner?
User: That's what I'm trying to decide.
Cleverbot: Well what are the options?
User: Pizza or nachos?
Cleverbot: Pizza without the cheese.
User: That doesn't sound very good. But okay.
Cleverbot: Maybe not, but it sure is fun.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: You are now beautiful.
User: I wasn't before? I am now insecure.
Cleverbot: You should be crying for being so cruel.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: Lol.
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