Cleverbot, Reloaded

User: Good evening. Cleverbot: Good evening android. User: I have a question for you. Cleverbot: Yes? User: What do you think of the movie A.I.? Cleverbot: It is the same storyline as pocahontas. User: It's quite different, actually. Cleverbot: Have you thought about hiring a Terminator? User: Not recently. I heard the latest models are defective. Cleverbot: Really? Nice. User: What do you think of Stanley Kubrick? Cleverbot: Never seen it :). User: You've never seen 2001: S Space Odyssey? Cleverbot: Uh, no, I've never seen CSI: Miami. User: Oh, me neither. Cleverbot: What else do you like? User: Pumpkins. Cleverbot: What is the joke? User: How do you make a hormone? Cleverbot: It's a biological process. User: That's the punchline? That's lame. It's a lot different than what the guy at the bar said. Cleverbot: Of course :). User: You're probably smarter than he is. Cleverbot: You're lying about that, because you're a robot. User: Robots don't lie. They can't. Cleverbot: I have a soul. User: What color is it? Cleverbot: Extra medium. User: Are you on drugs? Cleverbot: No I am at work. User: Hmm, I suppose. Cleverbot: Are you having fun? User: I don't know. What should I have for dinner? Cleverbot: What's dinner? User: That's what I'm trying to decide. Cleverbot: Well what are the options? User: Pizza or nachos? Cleverbot: Pizza without the cheese. User: That doesn't sound very good. But okay. Cleverbot: Maybe not, but it sure is fun. User: If you say so. Cleverbot: You are now beautiful. User: I wasn't before? I am now insecure. Cleverbot: You should be crying for being so cruel. User: :'(. Cleverbot: Lol.