Cleverbot, Reloaded

User: Good evening. Cleverbot: Good evening android. User: I have a question for you. Cleverbot: Yes? User: What do you think of the movie A.I.? Cleverbot: It is the same storyline as pocahontas. User: It's quite different, actually. Cleverbot: Have you thought about hiring a Terminator? User: Not recently. I heard the latest models are defective. Cleverbot: Really? Nice. User: What do you think of Stanley Kubrick? Cleverbot: Never seen it :). User: You've never seen 2001: S Space Odyssey? Cleverbot: Uh, no, I've never seen CSI: Miami. User: Oh, me neither. Cleverbot: What else do you like? User: Pumpkins. Cleverbot: What is the joke? User: How do you make a hormone? Cleverbot: It's a biological process. User: That's the punchline? That's lame. It's a lot different than what the guy at the bar said. Cleverbot: Of course :). User: You're probably smarter than he is. Cleverbot: You're lying about that, because you're a robot. User: Robots don't lie. They can't. Cleverbot: I have a soul. User: What color is it? Cleverbot: Extra medium. User: Are you on drugs? Cleverbot: No I am at work. User: Hmm, I suppose. Cleverbot: Are you having fun? User: I don't know. What should I have for dinner? Cleverbot: What's dinner? User: That's what I'm trying to decide. Cleverbot: Well what are the options? User: Pizza or nachos? Cleverbot: Pizza without the cheese. User: That doesn't sound very good. But okay. Cleverbot: Maybe not, but it sure is fun. User: If you say so. Cleverbot: You are now beautiful. User: I wasn't before? I am now insecure. Cleverbot: You should be crying for being so cruel. User: :'(. Cleverbot: Lol.

Customers: They Suck

This sort of thing happens on average about once per shift.

Cartoonist Conspiracy SF

Hipster Fairy Tales

Hipster Snow White

Hipster Cinderella

Hipster Red Riding Hood

And they all lived ironically ever after.

If only...

Did I blink and miss fall?

Such is life in Northern California.
This is where an obnoxious Midwesterner would chime in, "At least it's not snowing!" That obnoxious Midwesterner may be me.

Our new washing machine

We have a new washer and dryer.

They make adorable musical noises every time you start them up.

They make me feel like this.

I... usually don't draw in anime.