Friday, December 16, 2011

Cleverbot, Reloaded

User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening android.

User: I have a question for you.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: What do you think of the movie A.I.?

Cleverbot: It is the same storyline as pocahontas.

User: It's quite different, actually.

Cleverbot: Have you thought about hiring a Terminator?

User: Not recently. I heard the latest models are defective.

Cleverbot: Really? Nice.

User: What do you think of Stanley Kubrick?

Cleverbot: Never seen it :).

User: You've never seen 2001: S Space Odyssey?

Cleverbot: Uh, no, I've never seen CSI: Miami.

User: Oh, me neither.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: Pumpkins.

Cleverbot: What is the joke?

User: How do you make a hormone?

Cleverbot: It's a biological process.

User: That's the punchline? That's lame. It's a lot different than what the guy at the bar said.

Cleverbot: Of course :).

User: You're probably smarter than he is.

Cleverbot: You're lying about that, because you're a robot.

User: Robots don't lie. They can't.

Cleverbot: I have a soul.

User: What color is it?

Cleverbot: Extra medium.

User: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: No I am at work.

User: Hmm, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Are you having fun?

User: I don't know. What should I have for dinner?

Cleverbot: What's dinner?

User: That's what I'm trying to decide.

Cleverbot: Well what are the options?

User: Pizza or nachos?

Cleverbot: Pizza without the cheese.

User: That doesn't sound very good. But okay.

Cleverbot: Maybe not, but it sure is fun.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You are now beautiful.

User: I wasn't before? I am now insecure.

Cleverbot: You should be crying for being so cruel.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Lol.

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