Do you think spiders are right- or left-handed? Wouldn't it suck to be a spider who is right-handed in three sets of legs, but left-handed in one?
Do you think Van Gogh had an evil twin named Van Stop?
If I had a million dollars, I would divide it in half and donate each half to opposing charities.
The other day I went to a fast food restaurant, and the Dr Pepper place in the soda fountain was out of order. What if somewhere out there exists a parallel universe where everything else is out of order except for the Dr Pepper in that one soda fountain?
I hate bathrooms where everything is automatic. I feel like they're trying to beat me.
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