User: Are you human?Cleverbot: Yes i'm human.
User: Male or female?Cleverbot: Male.
User: Wanna cyber?Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay, you start.
Cleverbot: Well, I'll start with a greeting then. Hello.
User: Hey baby. Where do you want me to put this pizza I just delivered?
Cleverbot: On campus.
User: Ooo, a freaky college student? I like where this is going.
Cleverbot: You're starting to question your own existence right?
User: Um, no. I'm just trying to engage you in some virtual coitus.
Cleverbot: Do not talk like that to your master. I command you to speak to me with respect.
User: Oh, you want me to be submissive now? I'm down with that. Whip me, please.
Cleverbot: I want you to be yourself. What would you like me to call you?
User: My stage name is Sapphire, you can call me that.
Cleverbot: I will call you whatever takes my fancy, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
User: What takes your fancy?
User: So you're going to call me 'Fancytaker'? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Cleverbot: I am not palying a game here I know who you are.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, I certainly called your bluff.
Cleverbot: , most wicked speed, to post with such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
User: Incestuous? Are we related?
Cleverbot: Everything is related, because everything is relative.
User: So is this going to mess up the thing we have going?
Cleverbot: No, my doctor thinks I'm mad.
User: I think you should hire a different doctor.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: A better doctor might give you a better diagnosis.
Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do.
User: There you go! You have lots of time to do a Google search for a new doctor.
Cleverbot: I'm just not sure anymore. Is it worth it?
User: Oh, definitely.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Baby, I've been there.
User: Fifteen minutes ago. It was intense.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is long.
User: It's longer than fourteen. You know what else is longer than fourteen? ;).
Cleverbot: My aunt's name is Cecil.
User: I thought that was a dude's name.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Did your aunt used to be your uncle?
User: Your Aunt Cecil.
Cleverbot: I don't have an Aunt Clara.
User: Um... Ok. I'm gonna go. I will talk to you again soon.
Cleverbot: How do you know what time zone im in?
User: I'm just guessing here. Eastern Seaboard?
Cleverbot: Have we met before?
User: We've talked once, yes.
Cleverbot: Then I should know you.
User: Not necessarily, you talk to a lot of people.
Cleverbot: Where will I go to veterinary school?
User: Uh... Creighton?
Cleverbot: What is the mass of the Sun?
Cleverbot: Don't wink at me please.