Sunday, April 10, 2011

Dear Internal Revenue Service,

You may have noticed that instead of the check I have usually enclosed for the last nine years, my tax return this year contains a styrofoam cooler. This cooler contains one of my kidneys. As you have taken absolutely everything else I have, I literally have nothing left to give you except my own flesh and blood.
Given that it is young, healthy, and relatively alcohol-free, I value this kidney at approximately $20,000. I trust this will settle my debt for the next couple of years.
Yours most sincerely,
Disgruntled Taxpayer

P.S. Should this kidney dissatisfy you in any way, I will send along one of my ovaries. As it is full of viable eggs that can one day grow up into future taxpayers, I am assured that it will be of interest to you. -A.B.


Ann Marie DiVecchia said...

Hello! Thanks for your comments on my post. I thought your letter to the IRS was funny! I also enjoyed the earlier posts I read. You have a good sense of humor!

Calista said...

I feel your pain! Thanks for the comment on my blog - you have a new follower, because I love your witty humor and fun illustrations! It's funny because it's true!